11 hours ago

lucidnee:

lucidnee:

lucidnee:

if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!

if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!

If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!

You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!

if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post

11 hours ago

twopinkcarnations:

thecommonchick:

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

Like Michael Buble and Santa

11 hours ago

girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

11 hours ago

hunger-of-a-dreamer:

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If I had to see this with my own two eyeballs y'all gon see it too

11 hours ago

endgameavalance:

Is it just me or is everyone forgetting about bi boys with this whole 20biteen thing? people are calling it wlw solidarity with 20dyketeen but y'all!!! bi boys exist and they’re valid as fuck so this lesbian sees and appreciates bi boys and enbys as well as bi girls, 20biteen is for ALL bisexuals.

11 hours ago

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

punpkin-314-pi:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

quick question, do coffins lock from the outside

why do you need to know?

don’t worry about it

11 hours ago

twerklina:

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11 hours ago

sackofeyes:

61below:

stevenfresco:

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

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11 hours ago

lesbianplanetpluto:

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

12 hours ago

shitpostinguniverse:

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12 hours ago

laserlily:

sluttywife666:

laserlily:

i wanna play a game where i can fuck around as a fun lil man

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him……….

yeah baby!!!!!!!!!!!

12 hours ago

official-russian-chaos-agent:

This blog is a safe space for stupid motherfuckers. Don’t follow me if you have more than 2 brain cells